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January 10th, 2010

Lawyer_QuestionMe> > A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other
> > on a long flight.
> > The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.

> > The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she
> > politely declines
> > And tries to catch a few winks.

> > The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun.
> > ‘I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the
> > answer, you pay me only $5;
> > You ask me one, and if I don’t know the answer, I will
> > pay you $500.’

> > This catches the blonde’s attention; and, to keep him
> > quiet, she agrees to
> > Play the game.

> > The lawyer asks the first question.

> > ‘What’s the distance from the earth to the
> > moon?’

> > The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches in to her purse,
> > pulls out a
> > Five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer

> > Now, it’s the blonde’s turn. She asks the lawyer,
> > ‘What goes up a hill with
> > Three legs, and comes down with four?’

> > The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references.

> > He uses the Airphone; he searches the Net and even the
> > Library of
> > Congress.

> > He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to
> > no avail.

> > After one hour of searching he finally gives up.

> > He wakes up the blonde and hands her $500.

> > The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep.

> > The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer.

> > He wakes her up and asks, ‘Well, so what goes up a hill
> > with three legs and
> > Comes down with four?’

> > The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and
> > goes back to sleep!!!

 

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