BOY : Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…
GIRL : Why not ??
BOY : I’m broke.
BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.
GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
BOY : What time was it??
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me…
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number??
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
BOY : Don’t you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He’d forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
Man : You remind me of the sea.
Woman : Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting?
Man : NO, because you make me sick.
Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out
of the other.
Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.