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A Good Lawyer

July 16th, 2010

> One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
> 一天下午,有一个富有的律师在途中,看见两个人在路边吃草。

> Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to  investigate.
> 他觉得有点困扰,就吩咐司机停车。接着他下车查探。

> He asked one man ‘Why are you eating grass?’
> 他问其中一人,“为何你们在吃草?”

> ‘We don’t have any money for food,’ the poor man replied ‘We have to eat grass.’
> 那人答,“我们没有钱买食物,所以我们要吃草。”

> ‘Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you’, the lawyer said.
> “那么,你可以来我家,我给你吃的。”律师说。

> ‘But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree’.
> “可是我还有妻子及两个孩子,他们都在那边的树下。”

> ‘Bring them along,’ the lawyer replied.
> “带他们一起来吧。”律师说道。

> Turning to the other poor man he stated, ‘You come with us also.’
> 他转向另一个人说,“你也一起来吧。”

> The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, ‘But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!’
> 那人说,“可是我也有妻子及六个孩子啊。”

> ‘Bring them all, as well,’ the lawyer answered.
> “把他们也一起带上。”律师答。

> They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.
> 虽然那是一部大房车,他们也费了九牛二虎之力,全部人才能上车。

> Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, ‘Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.’
> 途中,其中一人说,“先生,你真是一个大好人,谢谢你把我们全部人带来。”

> The lawyer replied, ‘Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place; the grass is almost 1 meter  high!’
> 律师回答,“我感到很荣幸。你们肯定喜欢我的地方,那里的草足足有一米高。



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